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vocaroo:

shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease

“somebody that i used to know”

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alice-unchained:

my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.” 

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 #oh that poor poor publicist #that’s probably her hand darting in the bottom right frame #’no jennifer stop you’re on the red carpet’ #’no you supposed to be elegant jennifer what are you doing let go of your boobs jen STOP’

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idiotblogger:

i wonder if china has fancy plates called America

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whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

trolllinginthedeep:

do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course

#you can bet on it

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slytherin-dracomalfoy:

yes please! :( 

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